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Girls confuse me!
I have tried to comprehend the behavior of girls for the last 2 years. I must admit that I have failed terribly. Whatever email jokes we get on girls' behavior is true! Believe me, it is.
Girls are attractive, moody, complicated, emotional, shrewed, wicked, crooked, ill-tempered, spend thrift, generous, kind, unkind, cool, hot, sexy, irritating, frustrating, selfish, lazy, active, friendly, (extremely)cold, stupid, intelligent, strong, weak, egoistic, dumb etc etc..
Confused? Thats exactly what I feel...
Every damn feeling on this earth has been bundled and put inside every girl in equal proportion. If we make the mistake of stimulating the wrong feeling at the wrong time, thats like inviting a tsunami of trouble! Tsunami can be unstoppable tears, inconsolable (cold) anger or a combination of both.
A few facts(which none of the girls would dare to accept), Girls can never have a close(best) friend. Most hated person is the one whom they call their best friend.
Girls love their family a lot, they also blame their family a lot!!
Girls in relationships are the most complicated creatures on this planet.
When we decide, enough is enough and try to move on, girls won't let us go. If we decide stay on, they act like the Queen of England!!
Recently, one of my friend broke up with his girl friend. He totally became addicted to alcohol, cigarette and with his shabby looks, he resembled a share trader on Dalal street after Tuesday's carnage. He said that his girl friend dumped him because of her parent's pressure and got engaged to some guy (from the US).
This is most common in any break up. But I have never seen any girl doing this, you know, looking shabby (never!!), fagging and boozing complaining about their broken heart. Its one of those typical guys' things. Why? Well, when there is a break up, girls never get lonely. There is always a long queue of despo guys waiting to hit on them. Or geeky NRI guys set up by their parents. In the worst case, there will be another girl, the BEST friend to console. But for guys, not even a dog will care. Guys become terribly lonely. I think thats why we do all the drama to get some attention.
Girls are also extremely fast in putting the past behind and moving on. They can easily have and forget any number of relationships and move on to adapt to a new one in no time. Thats amazing!

Well, as far as guys are concerned, we are all the same. Guys on this side of the planet and on the other side are all MARTIANS (coz, men are from Mars ;-)).
Its been a long time since I blogged here, Aaahhh, it relieved a lot of steam and frustration..
Girls confuse me man!